Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Gayton McKenzie's Open Letter Addressed to Julius Malema



Ex-prison inmate and current Patriotic Alliance president, Gayton McKenzie has written an open letter to EFF (Economic Freedom Fighter)'s Commander-In-Chief Julius Malema. In the letter he addresses corruption, betrayal and misuse of public funds. I will publish the letter below

(Warning: the views expressed are of the letter's author, & not my own. I will not be held liable for it.)


"Open letter to Julius Malema.

Dear Julius Malema,

I wronged people in this country two decades ago when I took part in heinous crimes. I have been trying to repay my debt to society for most of the years since. First, by successfully exposing corruption in jail then by speaking to millions of school kids across this country to dissuade them from a life of crime. I am now dedicating my life to Patriotic Alliance, which puts ending gangsterism, but more importantly the conditions that lead to gangsterism in communities, at the top of its agenda. We must get our young people into the mainstream economy.

I see this open letter as part of repaying my many debts to society. If I did not speak up to warn the people of South Africa, but especially our youth, against you, it would mean I have no love for this country.

Julius, you and I are not "revolutionaries". We both know that. We both shop at the same Louis Vuitton and Gucci shops. We both have watches worth hundreds of thousands. We wear more money on our wrists than a miner at Marikana will ever hold in his hands. This week you had the audacity to say that you wear Louis Vuitton to "inspire the poor". But the poor get nothing out of you wearing flashy clothes.

For people like us to call ourselves revolutionaries is an insult to history's real revolutionaries. Patrice Lumumba is rolling in his grave. Thomas Sankara wants to get out of his grave and take back his words that have found their way onto your whisky-swilling tongue. If simply wearing a beret makes you a revolutionary then my mum and all her friends have been revolutionaries for far longer than you.

You have spent more money at any of your own lavish parties than Kenny Kunene ever did. But Kenny never spent public money. It was his own money that he worked for openly. He never earned his money through misdirected tenders to shady companies that were hard to track. You bankrupted the ANC Youth League. You bankrupted Limpopo. You bankrupted yourself. Now you want to bankrupt what's left of South Africa.

The difference between you and me is that you use politics to take money from the poor. I give money to politics. I am not seeking a position through politics. My name is not even on any list. But you are trying to get to Parliament at all costs. Unlike what you may read about me, I never received any government money. I never received any tenders. I was never a beneficiary in any BEE deal. But you have never worked an honest day in your life to earn your own money. You don't know what that feels like. You don't know what it means.

When the doors of government's treasury were slammed in your face you went immediately to the poor with your cap in hand, promising them the world, when you needed their money to pay for your tax problems. You are like a man who steals a cellphone and then goes back to his victim to ask for airtime. You exploit our people's genuine hunger for a better life.

You want to nationalise the mines, but that will take huge amounts of public money to sustain, with no guarantees of profit. You will have to take money that we need right now to build houses and schools for poor people and you will have to gamble with that money to build mines. Nationalisation is not woodwork.

Will you be the one to look our old women in the eyes and say that they can't have their houses today because you want to invest in mines that will perhaps give us profits in ten years' time? Our minerals will not crawl out of the earth by themselves. And we know that any profits will first have to survive going through your sticky hands before they reach the rest of us.

Jacob Zuma's Nkandla upgrade was wrong on all fronts. But you also took taxpayers' money to demolish a R3 million house in order to build a R16 million house in Sandton. Your own EFF commissar Andile Mngxitama criticised you for this very thing three years ago. Does he think you are no longer that man? None of us should be that naive.

You have insulted so many of our people. You insulted MaMbeki. You insulted Baba Buthelezi. You insulted Naledi Pandor. You had to apologise to all of them. Now you have insulted MaKhumalo, Jacob Zuma's first wife. She is a grandmother and you thought it funny to sexualise her and ask us to imagine her in a bathing suit. Is the only old woman who you respect your own grandmother in Seshego? You speak to no one with respect. Anyone who disagrees with you must know that a choice insult is already on its way from you. When the Public Protector went for you, you had nothing good to say about her. When the same Public Protector went for Jacob Zuma and Pansy Tlakula, you hailed her work. How stupid do you think we are?

Most of your erstwhile comrades in the ANC remain too scared to say anything against you, because they know that they stole with you, right alongside you. You know all their secrets.

You get two kinds of politicians in this country: the ones who come from prison and those who must still go to prison. You belong to the latter. I may be an ex-thief, but you are a present-day thief. You, particularly you, cannot be calling all white people in this country thieves.

I have a serious problem with you telling our young people that they must take the mines and take the land. All you can think of in your choice of language is "Take, take and destroy." You are inculcating an attitude of taking instead of contributing and working. Our youth do not need that. No one needs that. Our youth need to be empowered educationally and financially to grow this country.

You are the modern-day Nongqawuse. There was no one there in 1856 to warn our people against that false prophet. Somebody needs to have the courage to warn us against you. I'm not scared of you. But I am scared of what will happen to this country if our young people don't realise what you are before it is too late.

For most of my younger years I was surrounded by conmen and thieves. But you are the biggest thief I ever met. You, truly, are the Con-mander in Thief.

I wish Kenny would take South Africa into his confidence over the real reasons why he left EFF.

Yours truly

Gayton McKenzie, Patriotic Alliance President"

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Hip-Hop Wealthiest Artists' Portfolio in Lyrical Content

About two days ago, Forbes embarked on their most ambitous list yet; weighing the portfolio of five of hip-hop's wealthiest rappers in terms of what they rap about the most. With n surprises, they choose YMCMB's Birdman, legendary Brooklyn-born Jay Z; Harlem's finest and Bad Boy CEO Puff Daddy; LA legend Dr Dre & New York's very own 50 cent. 

Forbes used lyrics of Birdman’s Priceless, Jay Z’s Magna Carta… Holy Grail, 50 Cent’s Before I Self Destruct, Dr. Dre’s 2001 and Diddy’s Last Train to Paris, and created charts to ilustrate the figures. They then added together any mention of an asset; their synonyms and mere mention of publicly-listed companies. Look at the pictures below (courtesy of highsnobiety.com):






Monday, 21 April 2014

Outkast Reunite At Coachella 2014



I bet a lot of Outkast fans were elated when the duo hit the stage at Coachella. I (and hundreds and thousands of young South Africans) would sell any organ to go attend the event if it were possible but thanks you Mother Internet for making us feel we were there. 

To view a video of the groundbreaking performance click here

Sunday, 20 April 2014

The Simpson's to Air an Entire Episode Using LEGOs

(courtesy of EW)


The Simpsons have been a part of American pop-culture for over 25 years. No other cartoon sitcom has run this long, and it's all thanks to the world  events! This sitcom has been kept fresh and innovative over the years, and now thanks to LEGO, that innovation will ensure it continues. 


Although the two have collaborated before; through the Springfield house and minifigure set, this time an entire episode will be aired using the latter set. Fox will broadcast it, being the 550th episode. The title "Brick Like Me". The episode has been in development for two years, giving the show a new lease in its ilustrious 25-year car.

It will air in America on 4 May, we will have to wait a little longer til it is syndicated for South Africa. Or altnernatively, you can scour the 'Net for the episode. 

Saturday, 19 April 2014

Yeezy's Indelible Influence on Sneaker Culture

(Yeezy 2's)

It is no hidden secret that Kanye West’s iconic sneaker line, the ‘Yeezy’ changed the game. No other shoe since the release of the Air Max 1 or Jordan brand touched the masses like they did. So much so that most Nike sneakers have been given the ‘Yeezy 2 colorway treatment’, with the most popular being the ‘Solar Red’ colorway. 
I have seen quite a few Nike sneakers in this colorway, such as the Air Max 1 FB ‘Yeezy’, the Roshe Run FBJordan SC3Jordan Spiz’ike iD, and the Nike LeBron X iD. To some extent you could say the colorway is being overused, but given the limited run of the Yeezy 2 all over the world, most adoring fans will try to get ANY sneaker in Yeezy 2 colorway guise.  
Nike recently introduced two new sneakers to the Solar Red phenomenon; namely the Foamposite Pro’s and Air Force 1 Low CMFT. The Pro’s feature a largely black build with red lining, and a glow-in-the-dark sole. The Air Force 1’s get a similar treatment except for an ordinary green sole. 
Another surprising ‘participant’ is the New Balance 580 “NBeezy” customized by Alexander-John.  Paying attention to detail, the sneaker incorporates a snake scale pattern on the heel, glow-in-the-dark green midsole, and gold lace tips. 
Since his much publicized move to adidas, we have yet to see a sample of his new work. Recently a picture surfaced online that was touted as the first pair in the collaborative venture, but the rumour was quickly quelled. It seems we will have to wait until 2015, but in the meantime expect more amazing and rare custom Yeezy 2-inspired sneakers!

Friday, 18 April 2014

2015 Dodge Challenger

The 1971 original Challenger (in olive green) stands alongside
its 2015 contemporaries


The iconic Challenger is set to return to its original roots. Having been released in 1971, the Challenger gained classic cult status alongside its stablemate the Dodge Charger. Personally, I am a fan of the original Charger, especially the second generation built between 1968-1970. The 1969 model is perhaps well-known as 'The General Lee' from the American classic TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard.

Getting back to the Challenger, the sports coupe has included many hallmarks of the '71 model includingsplit-grille and split-tail lamp cues, updated to 2015 with four signature LED headlamp halo surrounds offset by piano black trim. The 2015 Challenger will be available in eight various variants namely: SXT, SXT Plus, R/T, R/T Plus, R/T Shaker, R/T Plus Shaker, 6.4-liter Scat Pack and 392 Hemi Scat Pack Shaker. You can expect the entry-level models (SXT & SXT Plus) to come with a 3.6 liter six-cylinder engine pushing 224 Killowatts. The mid-range models (R/T, R/T Plus, R/T Shaker and R/T Plus Shaker) will be equipped with a 5.7-liter HEMI V8 engine pushing 275 Killowatts. 

The top of the range models come equipped with the 6.4-liter HEMI Scat Pack and 392 HEMI Scat Pack Shaker pushing 356 Killowatts of power and a healthy dose of torque. These two models are expected to complete the 0-100 km/h sprint in impressive mid 4-second range thanks to a new eight-speed transmission. Unfortunately, we won't be getting anyone since there is no market in our country; however expect it in the fall (in the USA). 

Thursday, 17 April 2014

Blood Orange - Chamakay (Music Video)




Sit back and enjoy the awesomeness that is Devonte Hynes. Here he features his girlfriend, Samantha Urbani (on the song, not music video). You'll soon be a fan, I promise! CLICK HERE!